We were at the airport the other day, as we were scheduled to pick some friends up from their international flights. While waiting, I heard this one-sided conversation from a woman who was standing about ten feet from us and talking on her cell phone.

“So I was talking to my aunt and she starts talking to me about menopause and how she was starting to experience more heavy bleeding. And she’s doing this while we’re in the mall! Can you believe it? The mall! So I said to her, “Auntie, why are you telling me all of this here and now? Heavy bleeding during menopause is not the kind of thing you talk about in the middle of being in public!”

Does anyone else get the irony of this?