Posts from the ‘Miscellaneous Humor’ Category

Finding the Humor in Colonoscopies

During my last physical, my doctor reminded me that, not only will I be due for my annual boob squishing mammography (Meh…I always do that one even May, like clockwork – gotta save the tatas!) before my next visit with him, but that I would also be due for another colonoscopy.

Oh, joy!

Now, because my father passed away of Read more…

Dumb Things I’ve Said, Done and Thought (Part 2)

I wrote a blog entry a while back about some of the dumb things I’ve been known to think, do and say in my adult life. Of course, stupidity never ends, least of all mine, and so I now offer you “Part 2”.

— Joe had some music playing from his iTunes…it was an old song from the 60’s, “Lonely Days,” and he asked me if Read more…

Stuff That Makes Me Laugh

I call it my “Bizarre Stuff” bookmark. Actually, that’s not true. I really call it my Read more…

Forget I Asked…

When I was 15 years old, my parents sent me to my aunt and uncle’s house in Florida to spend a week with them in their condo. They had used to live in New Jersey, less than an hour from us and we would see them a couple of times a year. However they had moved to Florida after my uncle retired from his job as a printer so I didn’t get to see them nearly as often as I used to and they were cool so I looked forward to the trip.

My aunt (my dad’s sister) and her husband were both Read more…

Please Don’t Do That in Public!

We were at the airport the other day, as we were scheduled to pick some friends up from their international flights. While waiting, I heard this one-sided conversation from Read more…

Dumb Things I’ve Said, Thought and Done*

* A partial list

I really like myself more and more, the older I get. As I’ve gotten closer and closer to my mid-40’s I’ve become wiser through life experience, I’m much more comfortable in my own skin and I’ve learned to laugh at myself. The latter is probably a very good thing, considering there’s a hell of a lot of laugh at. Case(s) in point…

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Getting Caught With My Pants Down

I think I discovered one of THE most poorly designed bathrooms on the state. It is in one of those megastores that sells papers, pens and sundry office supplies. Let’s call it, oh I dunno, “Staplers.” I was there to buy a newer, bigger 3-ring binder because we were told we were going to be getting a bunch of new music in my chorus and I didn’t think my current binder would be big enough to handle the new influx. As it turned out, our music director didn’t have the music with him, so I didn’t need the new binder yet…which was good, because Staplers didn’t have one that I liked, anyway. But I digress.

Anyway, while I was browsing around the store (I love office supply stores. Goes right up there with kitchen supply stores…I rarely buy anything but LOVE to look), nature started calling so I walked to the far corner of the building, where the facilities were. I opened the door to the ladies’ room and the room was dark but Read more…